Pro Verbs (Verbs That Are Pro)

Life is like a plant, it photosynthesis and grow.
-Ashley

Life is like a living life, it's living now.
-Ashley

Aligato Ni Makan already? - Ashley

Every house has doors which leads to sucess. Doorless house will lead you to failure(No Link) -Louis

Crabs eat crap. crappers eat crab
-Bernice

Linkless Link that Links to a Link whereby Links are linked and located links.
-Ashley

You raise my butt so i can stand on mountains
-Rammel

LRA Sucks
-Syafiq Hanis

LRA Sucks x20
-Pheeraphat

Proverb......got such thing meh?
- Pheeraphat

Discipline can only be changed from the inside just like the windows which can only be opened from the inside
- Pheeraphat taken from Phugalenthi

Give a man a dollar, he can buy a packet of chips. Give a man two dollars, he can buy two packets of chips.
-Louis

Give a man a dollar, he can buy a packet of chips. Give a man two dollars, he can buy two packets of chips Give a man three dollars, he can buy three packets of chips. Give a man four dollars, he can buy FIVE packets of chips because there is a promotion, buy 4 and get 1 free.
-Ashley

Life is like a game, if you lose, it can restart, if you win, you will have a good time.
-Ashley

2nd Compo(nent)

Task: You need to do a quest, you need to hunt a goretusk task in order to complete. After complete, you will receive 6500 exp, 5 gold and a girl friend.


It was the wee hours and i got up to pee and i found phee in the toilet. ''Im scared!'' I whispered. And Phee whispered:''Dun be scared my child, i will let u know. What i know.''

I shouted back,''Whatever.Where can i find the boy in pictures that you showed me last night?''
Phee screamed,''Oh the guy is in WOW. You have to do a quest and get the reward.''

''WOW! I'm gonna play Wow now brown cow.''

Suddenly a random guy came out and punched me but he cried. I was stunned and Ashley came out and used frostnova at me and it happened. The happening which was supposed to happen actually happen in this moment. I entered the world of warcraft! I realised i was surrounded by flesh eating boars. I used smite and bite at it and after what seemed like seven months or so, i killed it. I was over the moon when it dropped goretusk and quest completed. What is goretusk you ask. Its actually the task of a gore. What is gore you ask, its the boar which i killed. So i ran as fast as i could.Luckily i was fasting, then i can run fast. I handed to goretusk over to Jenny Pokkai and she gave me
6500 exp, 5 gold and a girl friend.
I was contented. But to my horrorsome horrifying horriful horror, the girlfriend was a boy friend and he looked familiar. Just like the boy in pictures that phee showed me. I cried and said that i never knew that he was the one in the picture. I would not have done the quest had i known it. Tears streamed down my eyes as went to auction house and auction the boy away.

The 1st Compo(nent)

Your task: You were sitting beside your friends in McDonald. Suddenly, you see a strange looking man looking strange, he looks strange.

Write of at least 10 words.

Here it goes..

Once upon two times, thrice apparently, I saw men. And women, and children. And me. I saw an extremly strange man that I never seen before. He is so strange that when he comes to strangers' award, he wins. He's the strangest strange stranger before. He's like a strange looking strager looking strangely strange, as a strange stranger, he should be more stranger..

So we stared at him with glistening opening eyes, he stared at us too.. He came up to us and said,"You wanna fight is it ? Bring it on, punker punk'd that never punk before, punk." Then I replied, "Nice hair!" He said, "Thanks, I used Gatsby Gel with Pink Dye." So after the incident, we became friends.

The moral of the story is very simple, (DO NOT) make friends with strangers!! Have fun! :D

About the children in pictures that we showed him

Abi And Louis

This is Louis And Abi. Friends Forever

Rammel

This is Rammel Trying To Levitate In East Point.

Raihana Umbrella

Camera Guy: You LRA right?


Raihan:Huh?


Camera Guy:Snap!

Zero Gravity Photo

Experts say that zg are known to be one of the coolest gang. But there are some flaws in their photo which can be improved on so that they can look cooler. For example the guy in green jacket. He is scratching his eye. Another one, Hairul, holding a packet of milo while taking the picture. Another one, Joel, holding H20 Bottle. Another one, Asyraf, holding a lemon tea bottle. Such things must be improved says experts.But nonetheless, they are still cool. Notice that three of them do not face the camera when taking the picture?

Scammed------>Hacked-------->Cheated

ZG(Asyraf): who dye their hair pink i'll give two dollars!



Although asyraf said he was fooling around.
Used On Oct 24 2008 At Farewell Party. Pink might stink but its a ring!

Can You Feel The Love Tonight?

Terms And Conditions:

1)Only Love Can Be Felt. Not Hatred
2)Love From LRA
3)Expires On 31st December


If You Experience Any Errors Feeling Love Tonight, it maybe the following:
1)Its not night yet.
2)You lost your sense of feelings
3)Your Firewalls Prevented Love From Being Felt, So You Need To Unblock It.
4)Contact LRA If The Problem Persists

Chatting With Leader Of ZG

Dear Diary,
Ive chatted in msn with Joel today. It was Fun!

Love,
Diary Milk




THE TIME FOR CHANGE HAS COME! VOTE FOR LRA! WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE says:
Who is better at singing? Ana or Me?

ಠ_ಠ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ಠ_ಠ says:
Me

THE TIME FOR CHANGE HAS COME! VOTE FOR LRA! WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE says:
oh so its me? Thanks.

ಠ_ಠ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ಠ_ಠ says:
No lar. Of Coz Ana Lar

THE TIME FOR CHANGE HAS COME! VOTE FOR LRA! WE CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE says:
In what way?

ಠ_ಠ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ಠ_ಠ says:
Singing

ಠ_ಠ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ಠ_ಠ says:
10% better than u

See That? Ana is only 10% better than me at singing. So, if 1%------>1minute then 10% is 10minutes.

So if i train for another 10minutes in singing, ill be as good as her!

TEAM LRA Cheers Me On!





Stupid Message Of The Day:
ಠ_ಠ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ಠ_ಠ says:
u guys reali no brain

ಠ_ಠ ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ಠ_ಠ has left the conversation.

Picture Of My Brain:

Answers to the following.

ANSWER SHEET (pg 1 - 1)

ALGEBRA

1) x
2) LRA
3) u suck

On the third answer, no offence.

PROBLEM SOLVING

1) 1 little lamb
2) He didn't even played the game.

SCIENCE

1) 2 photos and adobe photoshop 2.0
2) oxygenated oxygen

ENGLISH

MCQ

1) (4)
2) (5), to the nearest 4s. (4)

So you think you can score?!?

This is a new game show! So you think you can score?! Well, solve this equations!!

ALGEBRA 

1) If 1 + x = 2
and 2 + x = 3
what's x?

2) If 2 x u = 2
and 1 x s = 1
what's us?

3) If u = 1
and s multiply u multiply c multiply k.
what's the total of all the following sums?

PROBLEM SOLVING

1) John had a lamb. Mary had a little lamb. There are some sheep on the ship. There are a total of 4 sheep. How many lamb do Mary has?

2) If a person wins, he get 2 points. If a person lose, he loses 2 points. Tom only had 0 points. Explain the reason why he has only 0.

SCIENCE

1) In order to photo-synthesis, what must be needed?

2) In order for plants to respire, what must be taken in first?

English

MCQ (Make choice questions)

1) ZG ____
(1) has no hope.
(2) sucks.
(3) down the drain.
(4) [All of the above.]

2) LRA ____
(1) has high hope.
(2) rocks.
(3) above the drain.
(4) [All of the above.]

ANSWERS WILL BE ON THE NEXT POST!!
P.S. DIRECTLY AFTER THIS POST!

Difference And Similarities Between ZG and LRA

Dear Diary,
According To My Research, I've Found Out Many Similarities And Differences Between ZG And LRA.

With Lots Of Love,
Love Guy



Differences:

1) ZG Can Float But LRA Cant.

2)LRA Acts Stupid But ZG Acts Cool.

3)LRA Consists Of 3 People And Many Fans While ZG Consists Of 5 People With Little Fans.

4)LRA Can Sing While ZG Can Play.

5)LRA Touch Their Hair Once Every Hour While ZG Touches Their Hair Every Minute.

6)LRA Treats Pizza Hut While ZG Treats Sappino

7)LRA Treats $204 While ZG Treats Less Than $200


Similarities:

1) Both LRA And ZG Are Humans

2)Both ZG And LRA Can Breathe

3)Both ZG And LRA Loves Challenging Each Other

4)Both ZG And LRA Loves Talking About Each Other

5)Both ZG And LRA Treats People Although LRA Treats More.

Archery Tutorial

Dear Diary,

Today, my friends and i went to DM Archery where we paid $8 per person to play archery for 30mins. It was fun.

Love,
John Dickinson









Credits: Rammel-Coach
Ian-Extra
Mutamaqin-Laugher
Ashley-Laugher
Louis-Camera Guyz
Pheeraphat-Extra

Proverbs Part 2

Okay, we gathered a few more proverbs.....


A Crab A Day Keeps A Crapper Away
-Ashley

Nobody is the best....only a goodest
-Pheeraphat

Bernice is not always nice, she is Ber
-Pheeraphat

A brave man is not the man who is scared of nothing, a brave man is a man who dares stay in Megan's cage for seven days
-Pheeraphat

Once Lame Always Lame
-Louis

Give a man how to dunk he can dunk forever, teach how to dunk he can dunk for a day -Pheeraphat

Once Pro, Might Not Be A Pro Next Time.
-Louis

1% Inspiration, 99% Perspiration

Without LRA, There Won't Be A ZG
-Louis

Lousy Bands Think Alike
-Louis

An enemy in need is a loser indeed
-Ashley

Once Shy, Twice Bitten
-Ashley

The Proverbs Above Are Proverbs
-Pheeraphat

BASKETBALL

Learnt From The Trainers which LRA specially hired to train you people. The trainers are the two boys which have their shirts tugged in.

Even Pheeraphat and Louis Can't Beat Them In Basketball.


Credits:
Ashley-CameraBoy
Rammel-Trainer
Ian-Trainer
Pheeraphat-Extra
Louis-Extra

UPCOMING VIDEO

THERE'S AN UPCOMING VIDEO CALLED"HOW TO BE A STARER"

TAKE 1 (OKLAHOMA MUSIC VIDEO)

I (RAMMEL) I KEEP ON LAUGHING IN THE VIDEO B'CAUSE WHENEVER I HEAR THE BELL,IT MAKES ME LAUGH!..

PIZZA HUT

HERE'S A VIDEO IN PIZZA HUT.I'M SO LONELY BECAUSE ONE OF MY CRUSHES WERE'NT THERE.

LRA > LIAR > RAIL > LAIR > DotA

Note: This is just a blog posted by Ash.. (HP) Nothing's personal.

So, yeah, today we went to Pizza Hut! With a group of friends, enemies, not to forget, we also went with the CTs and terrorists. Continue, Ian treat us all! What a good sport. By that, he has given us full potential to change this blog to LIAR.
Louis
Ian
Ashley
Rammel
So anyway, we considering now! THIS HAS BEEN A PRODUCTION! Based on a PRO DUCK AUCTION. (house) In WOW. I'm feeling LOW NOW. SomeHOW, I feel very LOWsy (lousy).. So NOW, I'm gonna play WOW. 

WOW! Isn't it?

Hurtful messages from Joel that can make u EMO!

(◕‿✖)٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶(◕‿✖) says:

i noe qistina quite well

(◕‿✖)٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶(◕‿✖) says:

wouldnt flirt with retards like him
(◕‿✖)٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶(◕‿✖) says:

OR I"LL GIVE U A BLOW ON UR FACE
(◕‿✖)٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶(◕‿✖) says:

ASSHOLE! I DNT EVEN DARE TOUCH 1 STRING OF HER HAIR U ASSHOLE!
(◕‿✖)٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Joel ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶(◕‿✖) says:

STFU MAN



Yes, STFU. That's what he said. Anyway, dun take it so serious. For all those hu dun understand what STFU means. It actually means Stop The Fish Underneath.And also note that the words are in CAPS! Wow! World Of WarCraft.....

Dear teachers,

We knew we made a few mistakes. WE WON'T WRITE ABOUT ANYONE ANYMORE! Nor racist, critisicism or any whatever form.
Anyway, here's a video we witnessed in TAMPINES MALL!
We saw some kids rather familiar to us.
Here's the clip:

Wow! I think its Joel and Matthew in TAMPINES MALL! What they were doing?

Q&A

Q: What they were doing?
A: Skating!
Q: Were they suppose to do that in a mall?
A: They should not as they should play it somewhere else like the park.
Q: Why?
A: It is distracting to others and might knock into someone as it is a shopping mall.
Q: Is this interview over?
A: Yes.

Teachers, please do not scold us as we didn't write any racism or anything hurtful. But in a shopping mall skating? Well, it's is neccessary.


Now Let The LRA Show you how to write a REPORT!!!



Task: You Saw Matthew and his gang at tampines mall being a little show off by skating.
You were disgusted and pissed by them. You and your friends decided to report it to the VP.Based On The Scene, Write A Report Of At Least 150 Words Long Reporting To The VP About Their Act Being A Disgrace To The School.


Ok it goes like that.


To: Vice Principal

Dear Vice Principal,
Re:Skateboarders Showing Off In TM


On wendnesday afternoon after my PSLE, an skateboarding accident occured in TM. My friends and i were about to eat at Pastamania. While waiting, We saw matthew and his gang playing at the arcade. They were playing some machine game which could get you a free PSP and to their disapointment, they lost $10 and get nothing at all. Our gang laughed, sneered,giggled,chuckle and smiled at them for wasting their money. We actually jumped for JOY. When the girls arrived at Tampines Mall, the boys immediately take action and skated towards the girls. Many people stared dagger eyes at them. But they were too focus on skateboarding and were oblivious to their surrounding changes. So we can conclude that living things do not respond to surrounding changes. Well, luckily for us, thanitha brought her handphone which had a video camera. We manage to take a video of them. Please contact me at 6222 6111 for the video camera. I hope the VP can teach the students of the school some good manners when they are at public to avoid your students from doing this resulting in an disgracement to your school.

Reported By:
LRA(We are from the same school as matthew's gang)

How to be a gigaman!!

A video we found in tampines court!!
Enjoy the gig-a-man!



Performance: I an, Rammel
Cameraboy: Ash
Referee:Louis

Support Us

Hey, ZG is a tiny , winy , skinny band. Somehow they are creative. VERY creative. Using pheeza to buy our members. Oh Horrible! That's very horrible! Not Accepted Behaviour.

Stern Warning.

Ok lemme move on, they have recently entered a competion called Yamaha Asian Beat and tried to poach our dearest of all deary deer rammel to their band, offering $3000 to Rammel if they won the competition. Oh Horrible! That's very horrible! Not Accepted Behaviour.


Detention Classes.

Then, they want to complain to mr sugi over the smallest thing of us using their name on schoolofrock blog.Oh Horrible! That's very horrible! Not Accepted Behaviour.

Peace Treaty Shall Be Broken.

So remember. The time for change has come. Vote LRA!!! We can make a difference in ur lives!

Proverbs By LRA

Any time not spent in love is wasted
-Rammel

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet.
-Rammel

All mankind love a lover.
-Rammel

If you want to pee,go and poo.
-Pheeraphat

I never lie before.
-Pheeraphat

Our love is like a rose which being eaten by a worm
-Rammel

Liars Always Lie Like A Liar.
-Louis

LRA Is better than ZG
- The Whole World

You call it madness, but I call it love.
-Rammel


Noobs are those who bully weaker ones
-Yean Keat

Bands have to be serious or they won't get far
-Joel

I would rather buy chicken pau with $1 than buy........
-Joel

Im doing it for your own good.
-Matthew Rod

There is cell wall in plant cells.
-Louis

If you left your sword at home,go take it.If you left your armor at home,go take it.If you left both of them at home,you should be dead by now.
-Farrez

Never trust anyone except me
-Ashley

Got Any Proverbs??
Send it in to rushmel@hotmail.com, louisd3best@hotmail.com or teo_ashley@hotmail.com

Welcome To Your Home In LRA....

We knew we made a few mistakes but we swore we would not do it, had we known it. Never again will you ever alone... So welcome to your home in......LRA......

Louis
Rammel
Ashley